You Baw Bag

People still caught on the phone driving.

youbawbag — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:01:13 +0000

Nuggets are still having full blown conversations on their phones while driving even though it’s illegal.

Bluetooth is fun to use and more comfortable than holding the phone – bawbags, get it together get go hands-free!!!!

The definition of ‘you nugget’

youbawbag — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:24:39 +0000

What is a nugget?

It’s basically a stupid chav. But all chav’s are stupid? Wrong, in the eyes of some of the stupid chavs, there are even stupid-er chavs.

But still, can the nugget that made the collapsing Glasgow science centre tower or the ceiling cave in on Xscape cinema in Glasgow be blamed for his nugget-ness? Was he not destined to be a nugget when he popped out of his ma’s hairy delivery tube?

Anycase I’m sick of fookin nuggets!

You baw bag builder idiot

youbawbag — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:06:57 +0000

Well, today the builders’ van rolled down the hill and smashed into the neighbours garage.

Well done you nugget.

Felt sorry for neighbour so didn’t take pics. It was pretty bad and building control had to be called before the van could be moved.

So stupid. But then that’s workmen….

Baw bag terrorists

youbawbag — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 14:59:37 +0000

Looks like al-kid-eya has tried to take on a Glasgow airport baggage handler - don’t try that chit in Glasgow knob ends, you’ll get yer jaw ripped.

Obviously the islamic nutters hadn’t done their research – if they’d seen Neds Kru they might have clocked this is the last place to try a terrorist attack.

Sensibly however, they used Glasgow as a soft target – all the coppers were in Edinburgh protecting the Queen…leaving 1 lone copper to patrol Glasgow airport.

Baw bag (ya)

youbawbag — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:18:34 +0000

Aptly titled, YouBawbag.wordpress.com is my little tribute to all the baw bags in the world (and my every interesting life).

What is a baw bag? Try a testicle sack. That’s about right. Popular Baw Bags include Paris Hilton, Tony Blair, George Bush etc. etc.

So, if you’re in Scotland and anyone says ‘hey you ya baw bag’, don’t take it as a compliment!

Hello world!

youbawbag — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:46:25 +0000

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